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Offline nealglen37

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« on: January 07, 2006, 10:28:12 am »
Ok admit it..........................after seeing that thing in the wal-Mart stores.............how many of you have wanted to buy one just so you could take it home and shoot it...................burn it..............or use it as a chew toy for your dog.....................I am starting to have nightmares of herds of deer singing Sweet Home Alabama.............and telling stupid jokes.


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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2006, 10:44:06 am »
Yep, I agree.  What I can't image is getting one for a gift.  I would kick he or she right between the legs!  Definitely a stupid gift.  I would like a list of people who buy them.  I know I have some things they would just love for a price :)

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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2006, 01:47:04 pm »
Sweet home alabama? Naaah my favorite was rawhide! I was real happy when they sold the last one, as was the clerk working the gun counter. Actually saw a guy buy two of them. Go figure.   KEEP THEM DOGGIES ROLLING

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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2006, 01:56:40 pm »
I haven't seen one, but in 30 years it might be as collectable as a barbie doll.......who knows?
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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2006, 03:44:18 pm »
Very "Alibaster refuse" :twisted:

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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2006, 01:00:49 pm »
They are retarded!  I saw some in walmart.
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2006, 06:35:34 pm »
:D What, no sense of humor?  My friend hung one in his office along with several real mounts.  He gets a ton of laughs out of it, and said it has helped his business by set those he is dealing with at ease.  I thought it fit in, and was good for a chuckle too. :wink:  :roll:

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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2006, 07:01:55 pm »
When I saw one my only comment was that folks who think Jeff Foxworthy is funny will want one. I'm NOT one of those.


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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2006, 07:12:14 pm »
if every joke you write ends in"you might be a red neck",you may be a dumbass!
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2006, 03:27:36 pm »
:roll: I am sure Jeff Foxworthy fells like a dumbass while he is checking his bank book.  The boy is just making hay while the sun shines, some folks can get a chuckle out of his jokes, and all of em ain't rednecks.........

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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2006, 05:21:24 pm »
You might be a redneck if: You are from the south and think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.

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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2006, 08:45:02 pm »
Shucks, boys, I gotta get me one of those and hang it right next to my talkin bass. :-D
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2006, 07:58:34 am »
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Shucks, boys, I gotta get me one of those and hang it right next to my talkin bass. :-D


My sister-in-law bought her husband one for Christmas, and YES he did hang it on the wall next to the talking bass that she got him for Christmas a couple years ago!
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2006, 11:57:14 am »
I have relatives that if their porch collapsed at least five dogs would be killed! :)  :)
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2006, 06:07:29 am »
my son wants one of them, but he is only 6 years old.

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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2006, 09:41:55 am »
Nonya and Krochus,

Hey guys I resemble those remarks. I probably should be offended.  :grin:
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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2006, 06:02:31 am »
You might be a Redneck if you have made 317-412 posts to an outdoors forum! :) I'm no Redneck....I'm a Hillbilly!
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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2006, 06:38:02 am »
I have over 1800 so waht does that make me? :-D

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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2006, 07:14:45 am »
Quote from: WylieKy
You might be a Redneck if you have made 317-412 posts to an outdoors forum! :) I'm no Redneck....I'm a Hillbilly!


 I beg to differ, Your a Hick. Theres only one place in the south that is the natural habitat fir the american hillbilly and South Carolina aint it. We all come from a little aera called the Ozarks mostly on the Arkansas side of the border. :D

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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2006, 09:45:04 am »
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I have over 1800 so waht does that make me? :-D


That make you a Distinguished Gentleman!  

And I live in South Carolina, but  I'm from the Lake Cumberland area of Kentucky, outside of a little town called Faubush.  I use the term "hillbilly" because that is what the "foreigners" were usually yelling at us after we cut their $250,000.00 house boat loose because they tied off at the mouth of a 2 mile long cove that happened to include one of our fishing holes.  But, that was when I was young and mean.  I guess hick might work too.
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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2006, 01:42:51 pm »
I have 81 what am I?
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« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2006, 04:50:36 pm »
:D To each, his own.  I like Jeff,  :wink: now get on back in there and finish watching Stienfeld  :shock: and leave me alone...........I'm just an old cowhand from West Texas............about as close to a redneck as you can get. :roll:  :roll:  :roll:

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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2006, 05:21:31 am »
While surfing the net about 2 or 3 weeks before christmas , Aol had a worst present article, T he stupid deer was the no 1 choice :D

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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2006, 06:36:38 am »
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When I saw one my only comment was that folks who think Jeff Foxworthy is funny will want one. I'm NOT one of those.


you not maken funn of uss rednecks ar u :-D
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2006, 07:38:02 am »
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you not maken funn of uss rednecks ar u


Not at all, I am one myself. However if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny or that he has a clue what a redneck is then I suspect you are an imposter and not a real redneck. Jeff wouldn't know a redneck if one ran over him.


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« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2006, 08:02:22 am »
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you not maken funn of uss rednecks ar u


Not at all, I am one myself. However if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny or that he has a clue what a redneck is then I suspect you are an imposter and not a real redneck. Jeff wouldn't know a redneck if one ran over him.


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« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2006, 07:48:43 pm »
I bought one last summer...



Only because me and a buddy had the bright ideal to hold it's mouth shut...The thing was driving me nuts...I was trying to pick out a new fishing rod and reel and couldn't think because it wouldn't stop taking...So we tried to turn it off after a while I put a rubber band around it's mouth...The clerk was so hapy when he seen we broke it but still made me pay for it.

I got my moneys worth though...I tied it to a tree along with part of an old 3d target I had. I covered most the body with brush. I made it to ware I could see it with my scope from my tree stand. Then I just sat back and watched the drive by that went on...Gave me something to do while in my stand.
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« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2006, 12:43:57 am »
yea i wouldnt mind getting one of them deer id hang it above the fire place...i guess im another one who likes jeff foxworthy, but i like larry the cable guy better. you cant tell me larry aint a redneck. i bet he has one of them "stupid" deer.

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« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2006, 01:02:06 am »
:D i was at camp in west by god VA and my buddy showed up with this truck load of junk and i mean had the bed full of everything from kitchen trash to the sink then he had anouther truck bed on top so things did not fall out i said were you going he said just get in so i did on our way to the dump i said finaly we show up at junk yard we flipped the bed off and started unloading every thing garbage and all the guy that owns the place said thats more weight then he says spring clean up and i said quickly you might be a redneck if spring clean up means a trip to the junk yard  :D well they did not find that funny but i sure did long ride back to camp that day stupid but funny

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« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2006, 07:53:05 am »
A come on, ya know you want to get one of these so you can sing with all your redneck friends[/b]