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I have an ex-uncle whom very well may be, the smartest person alive. (I say "ex" uncle, because some time back, he kicked me out of the family for being so stupid) I suspect this because he has told me how stupid everyone else is, for some 68 years.
Anyway, it seems that this past Sunday morning, while at the local coffee shop, where other guys almost as smart as him hang out every morning, this very smart uncle for the millionth time, was showing off his concealed carry pistol.
Or at least he was until it went off while demonstrating the laser sight.
Thankfully, no one was injured, but a napkin dispenser on a table had a very close call, while the wall next to it, wasn't so lucky.
I've heard its being looked into.

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DEE. I'd bet his ego was greatly deflated. Tell him it would not have happened if he had been in CHURCH. Tell him POWDERMAN said so. Boy, that'll scare him. CHARLIE.
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Send him a trigger lock for Christmas
Or better yet!
Have it delivered at the Restaurant

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LMAO! We don't visit. I'm outta his league. Or range. 🤗

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That is a sad story Dee - and I don't mean the shooting. Arrogance *** should get him fined and incarcerated for a while. That'd be about right I think.

Nothing he could say or do would make up for 68 years of torment. At least you received the "common sense" gene from the family tree. Cannot say that about him.
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Make him carry a pink gun, he won't be so quick to pull it out and show it off.

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From Dee,
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Or range.
Sounds like being out of range is a good thing in this case.
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I have to agree with GuzziJohn on this one, being out of range is the best. In my opinion, he is a prime example of ''You can't fix STUPID'', as I said just my opinion. Take care, John.

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Send him a trigger lock for Christmas
Or better yet!
Have it delivered at the Restaurant
Thatís just funny!!!

Sounds like youíve been much safer not being around the guy.

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Make him carry a pink gun, he won't be so quick to pull it out and show it off.
LOL, that might work.

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