i have a relative that has several small house dogs, and they
all have different "fashion" collars, and clothing that they get
dressed up in, and they get "kissed" by licking in the mouth.
i mentioned some time back that animals use their tongue for
toilet paper, and that every time that one of those dogs stuck
their tongue in the mouth that it was similar to one sticking
their tongue up the dog's rectum.
a similar anecdote:
i helped move a washer (or dryer- i forgot which) some time
ago in a house where the owner had several cats. when we
got the old appliance moved away from the wall, there was
old dried cat poop stacked up level with the back of the top
of the appliance where the cats had hung their butt over the
back of the appliance and let the turds fly.
that could have been a hellacious fire, at
the very least it had to smell pretty bad every day.
all this goes ^ ^ ^ with my observations about folks
these days being more nasty than folks from years back
and poor hygiene and not washing after urinating, etc.
one more similar hijack:
i heard last night on the radio that recent tests show that
these Uber cars have 35,000 more germs on board than
the nastiest cab running today. that's gotta be nasty,
because the last cab i was in here smelled like a basket
of dirty socks and underwear with a full ashtray dumped in.