Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Republic of Texas
While at the doctor today Linda struck up a conversation with a couple in there for a checkup.
Hillbilly husband (mullet haircut and all), asked me if I fished or hunted. I said both and he proceeded to tell me how to catch catfish.
It was pretty standard information.
Then he got to the hunting part of his outdoor seminar, and asked what I hunted.
I said deer, squirrel, hogs, and coyotes.
He asked me if I ate the squirrels, and told me how nasty they were.
Linda chimes in and says; he shoots'em off the back patio in our pecan trees.
He tells me they ain't worth hunting. I tell him I also get a few cats along the way, so it works out.
THEN! He tells us about his wife's 26 cats she takes care of, and 17 of'em live in the house. 🤯
I've spent the rest of the day calculating how many times a day a cat takes a dump, or pees, times 17.🤪
How big a litterbox would that require?🤪
What would the house smell like?🤭
Call me a clean freak but, I won't eat at a house that has ONE CAT in the house.
Whew! Its gotta be bad!
Anyway, I finished up saying I guess it was good we weren't neighbors. 🤗
"REPUBLIC OF TEXAS"!
To The Politician: if your not right with God, your not right for this country.
Phil Robertson, Duck Dynasty
Last edited by Dee; 05-24-2019 at 09:35 PM.