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While at the doctor today Linda struck up a conversation with a couple in there for a checkup.
Hillbilly husband (mullet haircut and all), asked me if I fished or hunted. I said both and he proceeded to tell me how to catch catfish.
It was pretty standard information.
Then he got to the hunting part of his outdoor seminar, and asked what I hunted.
I said deer, squirrel, hogs, and coyotes.
He asked me if I ate the squirrels, and told me how nasty they were.
Linda chimes in and says; he shoots'em off the back patio in our pecan trees.
He tells me they ain't worth hunting. I tell him I also get a few cats along the way, so it works out.
THEN! He tells us about his wife's 26 cats she takes care of, and 17 of'em live in the house. 🤯

I've spent the rest of the day calculating how many times a day a cat takes a dump, or pees, times 17.🤪
How big a litterbox would that require?🤪
What would the house smell like?🤭
Call me a clean freak but, I won't eat at a house that has ONE CAT in the house.
Whew! Its gotta be bad!
Anyway, I finished up saying I guess it was good we weren't neighbors. 🤗

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I won't eat at a house with a cat either. They leave their hair everywhere and the houses always smells like piss and poop. I can't figure why a person would want to live in that filth.

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But 17 in the house?

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I've always been a bit grossed out by the fact that a cat in the house means a cat walking around on the kitchen counters, dining room table, etc. My dogs lay on the furniture, but they sure aren't walking around where food is prepared or eaten.

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I've always been a bit grossed out by the fact that a cat in the house means a cat walking around on the kitchen counters, dining room table, etc. My dogs lay on the furniture, but they sure aren't walking around where food is prepared or eaten.

BOY, aint that the truth, I hate cats. I always heard they are the OTHER white meat. Aint so, they taste nasty, but heavy on the bbq sauce wasn't too bad .CHARLIE.
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I don't want a critter in my house
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Don't care for cats, and I'm sick of people bringing their PET dogs into public places. Especially Grocery stores.A house full of Dogs or cats equal a house of fools imho!

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Don't care for cats, and I'm sick of people bringing their PET dogs into public places. Especially Grocery stores.A house full of Dogs or cats equal a house of fools imho!
You mean you don't like seeing a slobbering, licking, peeing on end caps dog, with its owner while your buying food at the grocery store?🤪

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Oh but those are emotional therapy dogs. About any whack job Doc will write a script for those. I don't allow pets in the upstairs units of my rentals and deal with these emotional therapy dogs on a regular basis. I love dogs more than anyone, its the owners I have problems with.
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Oh but those are emotional therapy dogs. About any whack job Doc will write a script for those. I don't allow pets in the upstairs units of my rentals and deal with these emotional therapy dogs on a regular basis. I love dogs more than anyone, its the owners I have problems with.
Your being difficult because you don't appreciate their weaknesses, and pet hair in your food.😕

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