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Default Trump Delights Crowd By Executing Goose Live On White House Lawn

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Trump Delights Crowd By Executing Goose Live On White House Lawn
November 26th, 2019

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump delighted a crowd gathered on the White House lawn as he participated in a beloved annual tradition: the execution of an extremely irritating goose.

The president went through the motions of the solemn ceremony, reading off the goose's crimes and then asking if anyone wanted the goose to be pardoned. "These United States find you guilty of honking really loudly, chasing poor, defenseless people who just happen to get a little too close to you, and just being a real jerk."

"Geese's beaks even have these little teeth-like edges---just terrible!" he concluded. "If anyone wants this goose to be pardoned, speak now or forever hold your peace." No one spoke.

Trump nodded solemnly and picked up the official presidential axe. The crowd began to cheer: "Execute him! Give us the turkey! Execute him! Give us the turkey!"

Finally, the moment came: "Worst animal of all time!" Trump declared as he brought the axe plummeting down on the goose's neck. "No pardon for any geese, ever!"

Trump's poll numbers have skyrocketed since the execution of the goose, and he's since announced a daily execution of various animals including cats, honey badgers, and people from San Francisco.

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Congress has invited US President Donald Trump to its first impeachment hearing on 4 December.

Jerrold Nadler, the Democratic chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, said Mr Trump could either attend or "stop complaining about the process".
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Congress has invited US President Donald Trump to its first impeachment hearing on 4 December.

Jerrold Nadler, the Democratic chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, said Mr Trump could either attend or "stop complaining about the process".
It's not Trump's complaining that Nadler needs to worry about.....it's the American voters who are sick and tired of the liberal stunts. It's a sh!t show and the American people see through the stench. Congress is paving the way for 4 more years for Trump. Heck even half of my libtard relatives in Missouri say they will vote for Trump before they vote for anyone wanting to give free money and health care to the masses and that would be every Democratic candidate on the ticket.

Pelosi at least had vision enough to warn her own that this sh!t show was most likely going to backfire and it is!
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Did Trump really axe the goose? I doubt that's been done in the modern day, or at least since World War II. Imagine the shrill whining by the Criminal Left Media...
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Did Trump really axe the goose? I doubt that's been done in the modern day, or at least since World War II. Imagine the shrill whining by the Criminal Left Media...
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