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BREAKING: Nadler rushed to hospital for heart attack; cured by loosening belt buckle
3 hours ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

Representative Jerrold Nadler who has been a key player in the impeachment of Donald Trump was rushed to the hospital today with symptoms of a heart attack.

The scare sent many into a frenzy about the possibility of giving up the impeachment push without one of its main backers.

Luckily for Nadler and the impeachment caucus, he wasn’t having a heart attack.”

“He had just strapped his belt buckle on too tight across his flabby man boobs,” Cardiologist Obi Wan said of the incident. “I loosened the belt buckle and showed him how to wear pants without unnecessary pain.”

Nadler was back in action shortly afterward serving his number one priority of taking down a duly elected president.

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72 years old, and doesn't know how to wear a belt, but is in charge of a committee to impeach a president.
Truly amazing.

AND! I need to read the source before commenting. 😖

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Ohhh.....now THOSE are HIGH WATER Pants.
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Are they sure he didn't have the belt too tight around his neck.....restricting blood flow to his brain???

Go Donald Go!!
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