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Default BREAKING: Congressional Democrats produce enough hot air to qualify as ventilators

BREAKING: Congressional Democrats produce enough hot air to qualify as ventilators
1 day ago GENESIUS TIMES: Percival Poppycock

Ventilators. Ventilators. Ventilators.

If anyone has not heard that word less than a thousand times over the last several weeks then you’ve already succumbed to COVID-19 and need not read any further.

Ventilators are being hoarded, manufactured, purchased, converted, transported, modified, split, misplaced, refurbished, and in short supply. We get it. We need more ventilators and we need them in American cities like yesterday.

But can anyone think out of the box here? Some people were thinking that face masks attached to a rebreathing bag could be called a type of ventilator. Uh, no. That would require a person to squeeze that bag 24/7.

We need to think way out of the box here. And so we did and the GT research dept. has shown just how far out of the box we can go. We were able to install a ‘bloviometer’ directly over congressional Democrats like Nancy Pelosi. To our surprise, there was so much hot air produced it could power every ventilator in the country. So, President Trump, it’s in your ballpark now.

Happy to help.

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