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land_owner 04-18-2019 05:43 AM

Another Florida Thread - Great Grandma uses bat to fend off burgler
 
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-g...r-baseball-bat

In unadulterated prose, this reporter uses facts to describe the dangerous but humorous-ending situation in a way that is uniquely Florida (I think)...

Quote:

Clarese Gainey, 65, heard banging coming from outside her Gainesville home when police said she spotted 37-year-old Antonio Mosley attempting to break into her car, FOX35 Orlando reported. Mosley allegedly charged at her, but Gainey was reportedly prepared.

I mean I popped him! I said 'Biya!' he said, 'Auuugh! You hit me!' Gainey told the station.

Mosely then ran off in only his boxer shorts to a nearby mobile home with a gash on his head, reports said.

I put a good one on him! But he's in jail. I ain't gotta worry about him no more.

ironglow 04-18-2019 06:13 AM

Good going Granny... ..And the police found in the perp's pocket, the motive for the attempted robbery, so they gave him a new pair of bracelets.

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Mule 11 04-18-2019 07:44 PM

Saw that and really enjoyed it... auggggh you hit me...

bugeye 04-18-2019 08:01 PM

I love those kind of stories.

My maternal Grandma would have done that.

Long live feisty Grandmas.

tommyt 04-18-2019 09:21 PM

I saw her on TV explain how she hit him
Spit my coffee
I loved it


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