A couple of "back woods" types were rocking quietly on the Country Store porch watching Ole Blue sitting in the sun licking himself. One of the old boys says to the other, "I wish I could do that." The other reacts with a, "Euu Wwweee! That dog 'ould BITE YOU!"
Having their brains "washed" eating Tide Podes is the gateway to licking toilet seats. Nothing to see here. Back to your lives Citizens.