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Dee 04-11-2019 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by teamnelson (Post 2055875488)
Well when you believe you have a living prophet who continues to get new revelations that tend to match the current social climate, you're going to wind up trailing after the world.


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Originally Posted by Dee (Post 2055875482)
So now we have queer cultists.

You're repeating yourself ...

I know. I always have. 🤪

Argent11 04-11-2019 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ironglow (Post 2055875840)
Well, they have always figured their paradise to be one guy with all his numerous wives...now I guess their planets will look more like the old YMCA swimming pools.

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Too funny lol. Maybe then with the village people band who could be the choir.

gpa&hisguns 04-11-2019 02:36 PM

Emma, Fanny, Lucinda, Louisa, Zina(hey thats a good dogs name), Presendia, Agnes, Sylvia, Mary, Patty, Marinda, Elizabeth, Sally, Sarah, Delcena, Eliza, Sarah(uh oh 2 Sarahs confusion set in), Martha, Sarah number 3(what a mess),Ruth, Flora, Emily, Eliza#2, Almera, Lucy, Oh crap another Sarah.....#4, Maria, Helen, Hannah, Elvira, Rhoda, Desdemona(now that's a mouth full), Olive, Mary#2, Melissa, Nancy, Fanny#2, Mary#3, Sarah as in number 5, Olive#2, Jane, Sophia, Phoebe, Vienna, Clarissa, Another stinkin Mary, Blossom, Cordelia, Nancy, Jane, Sohpia.....The wives of Joseph Smith......I'd kick my own bucket on about the third Sarah!

Do you guys see the trend? Not one Bill, Tom, Dick or Harry in that whole mess. You throw Bill, Tom , Dick and Harry into that frakus and you got yourself a full blown orgy. I can't see it any other way!

Argent11 04-11-2019 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gpa&hisguns (Post 2055875860)
Emma, Fanny, Lucinda, Louisa, Zina(hey thats a good dogs name), Presendia, Agnes, Sylvia, Mary, Patty, Marinda, Elizabeth, Sally, Sarah, Delcena, Eliza, Sarah(uh oh 2 Sarahs confusion set in), Martha, Sarah number 3(what a mess),Ruth, Flora, Emily, Eliza#2, Almera, Lucy, Oh crap another Sarah.....#4, Maria, Helen, Hannah, Elvira, Rhoda, Desdemona(now that's a mouth full), Olive, Mary#2, Melissa, Nancy, Fanny#2, Mary#3, Sarah as in number 5, Olive#2, Jane, Sophia, Phoebe, Vienna, Clarissa, Another stinkin Mary, Blossom, Cordelia, Nancy, Jane, Sohpia.....The wives of Joseph Smith......I'd kick my own bucket on about the third Sarah!

Do you guys see the trend? Not one Bill, Tom, Dick or Harry in that whole mess. You throw Bill, Tom , Dick and Harry into that frakus and you got yourself a full blown orgy. I can't see it any other way!

Oh my a full blown.

teamnelson 04-11-2019 07:54 PM

how are all them spirit babies going to be born to populate the new planets of the faithful?

Lt. Dave 04-11-2019 08:29 PM

I'm really shocked by this. Didn't see it coming.

Have known many Mormons over the years, even from childhood. Always found them decent, honest people.

This shows their church leadership really is running a cult and has no moral guidance from above. There will be many Mormons who will not go along with this decision. This is an opportunity for sharing the gospel and saving many of the lost. I do believe they want to do right but don't know who Christ is and don't understand the completeness of the bible.

teamnelson 04-11-2019 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lt. Dave (Post 2055876028)
I'm really shocked by this. Didn't see it coming.

Have known many Mormons over the years, even from childhood. Always found them decent, honest people.

This shows their church leadership really is running a cult and has no moral guidance from above. There will be many Mormons who will not go along with this decision. This is an opportunity for sharing the gospel and saving many of the lost. I do believe they want to do right but don't know who Christ is and don't understand the completeness of the bible.


I think you're absolutely right. Conversely, Mormons claim the majority of their converts come from evangelical Christian churches, usually people who do not know who Christ is, do not understand the completeness of the Bible, who want to be decent, honest people, who want to do right. I agree that the opportunity is great for sharing with them, and a good reminder to ensure the folks in our own churches are not "notional Christian functional Mormon" in the pews.

goodshot 04-12-2019 07:28 AM

I know when they approach me it is usually with the "we are the one true church" opening.
Reminding them nobodies church died for their sin, the person of Jesus Christ did usually
leads to a fruitful exchange on the true gospel.

Maybe His sheep are being separated from the goats in this manner
in the mormon church.

ironglow 04-12-2019 09:24 AM

Curiously, it seems back in the 1940s and 1950s, when the pressure came upon them concerning their practice of polygamy...one of their "prophets" went to bed one night and had a dream that told him they could no longer do that .

Later came pressure, because they would not allow blacks to rise into higher positions in the church...so their chief "prophet" (name Kimble?), went to bed one night and had a dream that told him they had to start elevating blacks in the church.

Just "coincidences", I guess..

bugeye 04-12-2019 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ironglow (Post 2055876240)
Curiously, it seems back in the 1940s and 1950s, when the pressure came upon them concerning their practice of polygamy...one of their "prophets" went to bed one night and had a dream that told him they could no longer do that .

Later came pressure, because they would not allow blacks to rise into higher positions in the church...so their chief "prophet" (name Kimble?), went to bed one night and had a dream that told him they had to start elevating blacks in the church.

Just "coincidences", I guess..

That's funny. :tango_face_angel::tango_face_devil:


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