I'm not a religious person, but I'd like ot think that St Peter, upon hearing this, turned and yelled for everyone to get heaven squared away because an inspection was coming soon. That, and Heaven was going to be safer than before.
I got to work with the man on "Mail Call" once.
I was surprised at how funny and nice the man was. A total class act. I treasure the challenge coin he gave me that day.
"When all else fails, call for indirect fire on your position, AND GET THE **** OUT!"
-Exact words of one of my 'call for fire' class instructors.
Former US Army Ordnance officer and lover of all things what go BOOM!