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He was walking down the sidewalk in his home district of Baltimore counting some corruption cash a dope dealer gave him, then he slipped on a pile of human feces and fell. A rabid rat bit him, and the resulting infection was untreatable. You heard it here first.
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I heard he had a bad reaction from taking Viagra. Apparently the swelling in his neck wouldn't subside. After four hours he was brain dead. Not even the needle could save him.

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I'm not gonna watch the news today, I don't want to listen to endless coverage about Saint Elijah!
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Not hurting my feelings any. Thought he was worthless, arogent, and ______ You fill in the blank.
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He was walking down the sidewalk in his home district of Baltimore counting some corruption cash a dope dealer gave him, then he slipped on a pile of human feces and fell. A rabid rat bit him, and the resulting infection was untreatable. You heard it here first.



LOL - Good one Conan!
Probably about as accurate as we'll get from the national news networks.

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Well ****, I guess we will be getting a new holiday unless we put conservatives back in charge.

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Baltimore crack dealers assembled outside the hospital at sunrise to observe a touching moment of silence. (Sunrise is after peak business hours for them.)

Indeed, even fox has gotten on the bandwagon of publishing hagiographic praise for cummings.

Anything I've ever seen of him showed him to be arrogant, mean spirited, self serving, and corrupt. The male Maxine Waters.

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I heard he had a bad reaction from taking Viagra. Apparently the swelling in his neck wouldn't subside. After four hours he was brain dead. Not even the needle could save him.
This and the original post are obvious fake news because a) he didn't have a neck, and b) he hasn't been to his district in many years.
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I was always told to say something good about the dead.
Elijah Cummings is dead...good!
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Was it arkancide or scaliacide? Could be both because scaliacide would allow the dems to delay impeachment conclusion until a time most favorable to them as they look for a replacement for cummings seat on impeachment committee. Could be arkancide because impeachment proceedings are revealing biden corruption and might reveal more clinton corruption.
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