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post #1635 of (permalink) Old 12-13-2018, 10:31 AM
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Some friends of mine and I were making out our bucket lists… The conversation turned to who would do the craziest thing on the lists …..so I volunteered to go to an Asian Massage parlor and get a happy ending.
I took a hundred bucks out of the ATM… drove to the nearest massage parlor, walked in and told the manager. ” Look lady, I am 40 years old… and I just made out my bucket list… this place is on it and I want a happy ending. Show me a happy ending”
She took my hundred bucks…walked out to her car….drove to my mother in laws house and shot her in the head.
Best Happy Ending Ever!
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