In unadulterated prose, this reporter uses facts to describe the dangerous but humorous-ending situation in a way that is uniquely Florida (I think)...
Clarese Gainey, 65, heard banging coming from outside her Gainesville home when police said she spotted 37-year-old Antonio Mosley attempting to break into her car, FOX35 Orlando reported. Mosley allegedly charged at her, but Gainey was reportedly prepared.
“I mean I popped him! I said 'Biya!' he said, 'Auuugh! You hit me!'” Gainey told the station.
Mosely then ran off in only his boxer shorts to a nearby mobile home with a gash on his head, reports said.
“I put a good one on him! But he's in jail. I ain't gotta worry about him no more.