Location: 3 miles NW of Brownells retail store and they keep me broke!
"I gotta get me one of these", Will Smith in Independence Day. Those little space ships were zingers.
I thought I saw one of them the other day! I had been mowing the lane into the woods when I got the yawns so I laid down in my hammock facing skyward and took a short snooze. When I woke up there it was hovering above me in the clear blue sky. Then it dawned on me it weren't no space ship atall it was a deer tick making his way across the lens on my glasses. I tried to smash him with my fingers but they aren't hardly smashable so I got resourceful and shoved him down the barrel of my newly acquired Heritage Rough Rider taking to the woods gun and fired him off into an oak tree.......that'll learn him....and at the same time squelched my only ever UFO encounter!