That kid's a scream! He's like Spanky of Our Gang. Standing over a rubber turkey, making like they killed a Tom, and his voice is like an Old Man in a kid's body.
Don't know why I took the time but here's the narrative:
"oh. oh. oh. look. right there. look at the size of that frickin' Tom. ain't he a beauty. let's see if I we get him to gobble."
Calling. Gobble calling.
"i see him right there."
"Your gun jammed! Drop him. You ready?"
"oh crap, dropped the camera. we got him though! yee yee!"
"Get that camera would ya?"
"happy in town Maine now." [whatever in heck that means] "my gun jammed up. i couldn't get him, but he's down."
"Got to go beat his head in."
"now we got to go beat his head in with whatever we got fer - with us. i think you just about killed him. he ain't got many nerves left."
"Better watch his spurs."
"he hittin' 'em. he-he-he yeah. i think we're good."
"he's dead as a door nail. how big a beard's he got on 'em?"
"let me see it."
"He got one of them 'foot beards'."
"one of them little eh, they call them 'pecker beards'?"
"Not the biggest, but what you goin' do?"
"yeah, what's that bout, what four inches you say?"
"he's a nice one."
"I'd say bout 18 pounds."
"yep. nice one. well right there is the man that shot him. my gun jammed up."
"It's all you now."
"yep my gun jammed up, so i had to let the old camera man shoot him, but we got him - plenty more. well that's the little peter's words of wisdom this week folks. sorry i'm a little late but - what you gonna do?"
That was hilarious! I didn't grow up in Maine but I've spent enough time in Maine to appreciate this.
Liberal Logic 101:
Americans shall be required to submit to a background check to exercise a right already guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment while any foreigner shall be allowed into America without submitting to a background check.