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When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly
Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try
to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is
why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept
and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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