Bubba's wife's birthday was coming up and she was hinting she wanted a new fast sports car. She Told Bubba I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just seconds for my Birthday. Well the big day came and she saw Bubba had a package on the table for her. She knew it was the keys to her new sports car so she ripped open the package and there was a bathroom scale. She said what the **** is this? He said well you wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in just seconds. Needless to say bubba has not been seen since.