Ex49er, I wouldn't get to feelin all that secure if I were you. All those agencies HAVE PROVED THEIR INCOMPETENCEY over, and over.
On the other hand. I've got an "unaltered" male blue Heeler in the yard, and a 10 lb female mix in the house. They together see, and or, hear everything. Their backed by an automatic shotgun, and an old woman with a 38.
It was sent to me as an email and I laughed when I got it, so I thought I would share it here.
Where I live those flags wouldn't last 1 night before someone stole 'em.
It kinda reminds me of the joke about Bubba telling the local law that Buford is hiding moonshine or weed in his wood pile and the cops come in and chop his wood searching for it. Afterwards Bubba tells Buford to call the next time about him because his wood needs to be split, too.
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