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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten The red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a hold ing cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."

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That's right. some keep their religion stored at the "Church" building. they don't want to be burdened with it during the week.
 

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BUGEYE said:
That's right. some keep their religion stored at the "Church" building. they don't want to be burdened with it during the week.

BUGEYE. I've known folks that were saints on Sunday and hellions the rest of the week. POWDERMAN. :eek: :eek:
 

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I know a pastor that will NOT have a "fish" on his rear bumper because like all of us , occasionally he gets really irritated with bad drivers and wouldn't want to have someone know a pastor was shaking his fist at some errant driver or aggressive bully. We are only human flesh ya know! ;)
 

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I notice the 'assumed stolen car' at times too.
It might be better not to advertise with bumper stickers, but have the ichthus fish inside the car to remind the Christian of who they are.
 

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mtdotcomm said:
I notice the 'assumed stolen car' at times too.
It might be better not to advertise with bumper stickers, but have the ichthus fish inside the car to remind the Christian of who they are.
YES! This! Well said!
 
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