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A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies.

The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show him his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't from Oklahoma . This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?"

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a valid Kansas hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck, and no Oklahoma duck either. This duck is from Arkansas! You got an Arkansas license?"

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "And this ain't no duck from Arkansas , Oklahoma or Kansas. This duck here's from South Carolina ! Got any South Carolina huntin' license, boy?"

Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a valid South Carolina hunting license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Just where the **** are you from?"

The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You're the expert, you tell me."
 
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