[Fortynarow]

Alert: Cobbler was last seen near two large individuals in Winnsboro.
Warning: Consumers of like cobblers have been admitted to a hospital in Monroe with a rare strain of the peach ebola virus.
Symptoms: Causes severe shaking approx seven days after ingestion,
shaking will subside with time except when "DOT" approaches animal then shaking will reoccur and occasionally become violent with accidental discharges likely. Other side affects include blurred vision, and occasional anal leakage. I do hope the individuals who stole this treasure
of a cobbler know this was a dear family member and is truly missed.
The blurry convenience store video of the two large individuals has been sent to the FBI and they are forwarding it to Americas most wanted.
We can only hope for the safe return of our beloved cobbler.
If the said large individuals wish to negotiate a deal over said treasure
know this. WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH COBBLER THIEVEN TERRORISTS. Anyone with any information on the where-abouts of these men or have any information on this matter please contact this forum.

 

[genphideaux]

I have direct all questions to one chicken george, who vacated premisses post hast, with reportedly one of my cobblers, to no avail. Therefore I have spoken to the Biloxi Chapter of the COBBLER thieven TERRORISTS haters and they are contacting their brethren in the Little Rock AR chapter to start negotiations on the return of both said cobblers or restitution to their respective owners. All legal advice was obtained though Donny Elerman of Winnsboro LA, in Franklin Parish where said crime was committed.

and who you calling large

Dawg

 

[Hornetx60]

Damn I'm glad you fessed up Dawg. I was sure they would be blamin the Yankees next and sending a Lynchin mob.

 

[GeoNLR]

*cough*

I resent this. This sirs is an outrage. You have both come just short of a full out allegation and slanderous usage of my good and unspotted name. How dare you both! I will not sit here and further listen to allegations of how good the alleged missing cobbler was after heating aprox 45 secs and covering with Blue Bell’s “Homemade Vanilla” flavored ice cream. Nor would it benefit ANYONE for my wife to be told that that was not a special gift from a dear friend to make up for the time that out hearts had to be separated!

I, unlike some here on this forum, had hoped to remedy this matter in private. I thought I could make up for the alleged injustice with a subscription to the desert of the month club? It appears that now a speedy and kind hearted resolution is out of hand. If we are to take this battle to the courts, then let the games begin!

Chicken George

PS> You DO NOT want it back now, trust me!

 

[genphideaux]

Fortynarow,

Now you see how he (chicken George) is handling this whole injustice, I believe we should hold a forum court and get to the bottom of the pan on this. From the above post I would deduce that the afore mentioned cobbler is no longer in a whole state of being, therefore we must proceed to the restitution portion. I have also been advised to seek pain and suffering.

Let the trial begin,

Dawg

 

[jneihouse]

If found guilty the aforementioned Cobbler thief should be sentenced to a lilfetime of nothing but frozen cobbler from the local grocery store. Chicken, you ought to play nice. Ed Kessey's wife always bring me cookies because I am such a nice guy :lol:

 

[genphideaux]

I'm more frustrated than Stevey Wonder with a where's Waldo book and more tcked off than Janet Reno's blind date.

Dawg