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Alert: Cobbler was last seen near two large individuals in Winnsboro.
Warning: Consumers of like cobblers have been admitted to a hospital in Monroe with a rare strain of the peach ebola virus.
Symptoms: Causes severe shaking approx seven days after ingestion,
shaking will subside with time except when "DOT" approaches animal then shaking will reoccur and occasionally become violent with accidental discharges likely. Other side affects include blurred vision, and occasional anal leakage. I do hope the individuals who stole this treasure
of a cobbler know this was a dear family member and is truly missed.
The blurry convenience store video of the two large individuals has been sent to the FBI and they are forwarding it to Americas most wanted.
We can only hope for the safe return of our beloved cobbler.
If the said large individuals wish to negotiate a deal over said treasure
know this. WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH COBBLER THIEVEN TERRORISTS. Anyone with any information on the where-abouts of these men or have any information on this matter please contact this forum.
Warning: Consumers of like cobblers have been admitted to a hospital in Monroe with a rare strain of the peach ebola virus.
Symptoms: Causes severe shaking approx seven days after ingestion,
shaking will subside with time except when "DOT" approaches animal then shaking will reoccur and occasionally become violent with accidental discharges likely. Other side affects include blurred vision, and occasional anal leakage. I do hope the individuals who stole this treasure
of a cobbler know this was a dear family member and is truly missed.
The blurry convenience store video of the two large individuals has been sent to the FBI and they are forwarding it to Americas most wanted.
We can only hope for the safe return of our beloved cobbler.
If the said large individuals wish to negotiate a deal over said treasure
know this. WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH COBBLER THIEVEN TERRORISTS. Anyone with any information on the where-abouts of these men or have any information on this matter please contact this forum.