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God said, "Go down into that valley."

And Adam said, "What's a valley?"

And God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Cross the river."

And Adam said, "What's a river?"

And God explained it to him.

And then God said, "Go over the hill."

And Adam said, "What's a hill?"

And God explained it to him.

Then God told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a
cave."

And Adam said, "What's a cave?"

And God explained that to him.

"In the cave you will find a woman. Her name is Eve."

And Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, and said, "I want you to reproduce."

And Adam said, "How do I do that?"

So God explained it to him.

So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the
hill, and into ! the cave, and found the woman, and after about five
minutes he went back.

God said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said, "What's a headache?"
 

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