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A long term welfare recipient walked into the local welfare office,
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare.
I would really rather find a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a
listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes,
and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this
job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort
the young lady on her overseas holidays trips.
The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The man said, "You're bull$hi**ing me man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
 
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