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A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the
posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give
the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So,
he asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he
used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase on
his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last
name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred
Dingaling, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling so now I'm just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and tore up the Warning
Ticket.
 

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Man dat one is OLD. I was trying to figure out how someone posted that using my account then I noticed it was from 2003.
 

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.


Q: Why didn't the racoon (or other frequent road-kill specie) cross the road
A: To prove it could be done.

Q: How can you tell who the prosperous red necks are?
A: They have TWO junk cars in their front yard.
 

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Man dat one is OLD. I was trying to figure out how someone posted that using my account then I noticed it was from 2003.
Just goes to show, Be careful what you post, it could come back to haunt you later.


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If that's the case I just might be in trouble because of my drinking days. Dale
 
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