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:-D Well had to bring this up after reading trap tag post! Ol Newt may fool you with his appearance sometimes but ive heard told when he goes acourtin he takes his pink pickup out fm under a camouflage cover and goes chasen two legged bvr! Of course IVE never seen the truck as it has only been rumored. Now ive seen the four legged bvr in Newts possesion but not the two legged variety. This is only hearsay fm me (RdFx) but have been known to be called the Silver Fox LOL :-D LOL
 

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Whoa me Sniff Naw!

:eek: Newt have you ever tried 7/8 bvr castor and 1/8 woods kitty juice????? :) ???? Well you dont need that ole pink truck of yours thats for sure if you would . Nuff said fm the Silver RdFx LOL
 

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No, have never tryed that.Does it work??
Last week , I took a break from skin'n and went to the post office and the Postmaster (Lesa,Yes a women) sprayed me down with room deoderant. WHY I ASK ????????????
 

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:-D Dag nab it Newt i said 1/8 woods kitty juice not 7/8. An you being a lure dabber ought to know better. alot more doesnt mean better! Now you found out fm your lady post mistress :D LOL.
 

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RdFx, you know that I were a beard.You know why ? Well I'll tell ya.When I shave all the women folk go nuts.The divorce rate go' up.Men are out looking to skin my hide.I get wore out, have ta hide,cant even trap with out being molested. MAN I JUST CANT GET NO PEACE.
 

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Newt, my Granddad always told me that you go the same place for lying as yoou do stealing! Course maybe you're goin to the womens prison after you shave. :-D
 

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Hey you guys--

MAN, AM I HEARING A BUNCH OF BS HERE!!!!!!!!

Now I may be older than dirt and uglier than sin, but you guys sure seem to be sitting around the campfire and blowin lots of smoke :-D

Ain't you got nuttin bedder ta due than talk about wimmin? I thought this hear forum was a trappin thang and not one of them thangs. Them thangs can cause you much more pain than porky pine quills up ur butt! So when you guys get threw blowing bout yur xploits, better git back ta skinnin them critters while season still with us and leave the other to later when spring is here and a young man's fancy turns to----- what was it that it turns to? Dagnabit! Been so long, I dun fergot what it turned to!

Shoot! thank I'll just go to bed and get some shuteye :twisted:
 

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Wimman what wimman!

:D Dont know whatcha talking bout Joe. Ive been busy skinning bvr and otter and a few rare rats. Ole Newt is done down in North Carolina chasing bvr too, no time for wimman.

Bout time you get away fm that fleshing fat it makes you forget wimman, wim wi what was i saying bout what??? Hmmmm :) LOL
At any rate dont get any fat on yr shoes dem wimman dont like greasy liven rm floors heh hheh.. My two pooches take care of any extras my shoes bring into living qtrs :-D :-D :-D . Joe im looking for some replacement 330s springs that dont cost as much as new 330s. Any suggestions? There now thats trappen talking heh heh. Whach ya sa dey youngens talk bout in spring, Fishing? Right! yep sure!
 

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330 springs?

RdFx;
Now that is better! I can relate to the fat on the bottom of my boots. Haven't had time to clean the skinnin room floor and it is concrete. Now it is like an ice skating rink. A man can bust his butt in a hurry! If I stay real close to the fleshin beams, I can grab hold when I start to slip but now they are so slick, I can't hardly hang on to them either. Guess it might be time to get the coon and beaver up off the floor. :lol:

My dogs have eaten so many beaver this winter that now when I throw one out, they just snarl at me and go off and pee on the coyote pelts hanging outside!

Hey! I do have a couple of 330's without triggers that I probably will never use again. Want em for replacement? You pay the freight and they're yours.
 

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To all those young fellows following the posts of Rdfx and the Rascal (in this thread), pay attention this is what comes from spending too much of your life sticking your fingers into too many dead animals. Its all that gut gas and fat that makes you this way. :(
 

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You Say What!

You say what BURP! PHsssssst ! Whewwww! Nothing like coon gas . Just hope no one comes in skinning shed smoking anything :)
 

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Old Newt's down there in North Carolina...agreeded. Chasing beaver???? Well is that buck toothed beaver or silver beaver? Newt's at that age where it's fun to chase silver beaver but the real trouble starts when he actually catches one. A buck toothed beaver can be skinned and tacked to a board. A silver beaver can and will skin you and tack your arse to a splintery board. Not a pretty sight when you are speaking of Newt.
 

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lmao good one oldcoon! Ole Newt might start a chase but I would be willing to bet if one of those silver beavs ever stops and turns toward him he would hightail it the other way in a hurry.lol Better stick to the ones with Buck teeth Newt. I better ad The one's with Buck teeth and flattails, I dont want you going looking for silver bucktoothed beaver now.lol

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